Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dead Runny Babbit Experience

Well, I just got home from taking the kids to catch their school bus and when I got back I went straight to the back yard to check on the poopie dog.
Well, Bodey kept messing with something over at the wire fence that is between mine and the bitch's, um I mean my neighbor's yard and I saw something furry.
I first thought I was seeing a squirrel tail and that he had gotten stuck on his way through but as I walked over to it, I saw it's head laying on the ground on my side of the fence and sure enough it was a runny babbbit!!!
I was mortified to say the least!
Bodey had apparently gotten to it as it was struggling to get through the fence but his bootay was too big and he couldn't get through the fence all the way.....his back legs were up off the ground so he had no traction in order to try and get out of the sticky situation he was in.
So, here is all this beautiful bunny fur that my dog had pulled out of it's neck..............awful.
So, instead of allowing my dog to do more damage, I tried to pull it through but he was indeed stuck so I started to squeeze the poor thing back through the way he came........I held back the tears by constantly talking to it, telling it I was so sorry and saying, 'poor baby'......'poor bunny'.
Eventually I got him back through the fence. He was still relatively warm and rigor had not set in yet so I know this had all just happened............it was so freaky though......I kept hoping he wasn't going to start moving......lol.
So, now my dog is a runny babbit murderer........bad Bodey!
Then of course I came back inside and washed my hands straight away and then decided to let you all in on what I just had to deal with..........aren't you just so happy I did that??
So, how did YOUR morning start out???
Mine, nor the bunny's started out too well.......can you tell?

This Is A Really Neat Video

After the initial minute or so of silly hand dancing, the rest of the video is really quite neat.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The $2 Bill

The $2 Bill. Everyone should start carrying them!

I am STILL laughing!! I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation doesn't know they exist.

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting irritated at me for trying to break a $50 bill.


Me:
"Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go."

Server:
"That'll be $1.04. Eat in?"

Me:
"No, it's to go." At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny.

Server:
"Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back."

He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them:


Server:
"Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?"

Manager:
"No. A what?"

Server:
"A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me."

Manager:
"Ask for something else. There's no such thing as a $2 bill."

Server:
"Yeah, thought so."

He comes back to me and says, "We don't take these Do you have anything else?"


Me:
"Just this fifty. You don't take $2 bills? Why?"

Server:
"I don't know."

Me:
"See here where it says legal tender?"

Server:
"Yeah."

Me:
"So, why won't you take it?"

Server:
"Well, hang on a sec."

He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I'm a shoplifter, and says to him, "He says I have to take it."


Manager:
"Doesn't he have anything else?"

Server:
"Yeah, a fifty. I'll get it and you can open the safe and get change "

Manager:
"I'm not opening the safe with him in here."
Server:
"What should I do?"

Manager:
"Tell him to come back later when he has real money."

Server:
"I can't tell him that! You tell him."

Manager:
"Just tell him."

Server:
"No way! This is weird. I'm going in back."

The manager approaches me and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't take big bills this time of night."


Me:
"It's only seven o'clock! Well then, here's a two dollar bill."

Manager:
"We don't take those, either."

Me:
"Why not?"

Manager:
"I think you know why."

Me:
"No really, tell me why."

Manager:
"Please leave before I call mall security."

Me:
"Excuse me?"

Manager:
"Please leave before I call mall security."

Me:
"What on earth for?"

Manager:
"Please, sir."

Me:
"Uh, go ahead, call them."

Manager:
"Would you please just leave?"

Me:
"No."

Manager:
"Fine -- have it your way then."

Me:
"Hey, that's Burger King, isn't it?"

At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy
Comes in.


Guard:
"Yeah, Mike, what's up?"

Manager (whispering):
"This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money."


Guard:
"No kidding! What?"

Manager:
"Get this .. A two dollar bill."

Guard (incredulous):
"Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?"

Manager:
"I don't know. He's kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty."

Guard:
"Oh, so the fifty's fake!"

Manager:
"No, the two dollar bill is."

Guard:
"Why would he fake a two dollar bill?"

Manager:
"I don't know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?"

Guard:
"Yeah."

Security Guard walks over to me and......


Guard:
"Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you're trying to use."

Me:
"Uh, no."

Guard:
"Lemme see 'em."

Me:
"Why?"

Guard:
"Do you want me to get the cops in here?"

At this point I am ready to say, "Sure, please!" but I want to eat, so I say "I'm just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill.

I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I'm taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and says, "Hey, Mike, what's wrong with this bill?"


Manager:
"It's fake."

Guard:
"It doesn't look fake to me."

Manager:
"But it's a two dollar bill."

Guard:
"Yeah?"

Manager:
"Well, there's no such thing, is there?"

The security guard and I both look at him like he's an idiot, and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue.

So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too.

Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of people, I could probably end up in jail. You get free food there, too.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Friday, April 18, 2008

Zodiac Signs Paintings & Their Traits

Zodiac denotes an annual cycle of twelve stations along the ecliptic, the apparent path of the sun across the heavens through the constellations that divide the ecliptic into twelve equal zones of celestial longitude. The zodiac is recognized as the first known celestial coordinate system. There are two independently-created zodiacs from which the modern Western world derived its understanding of zodiac systems. Babylonian astrology, inherited by astrology, developed the zodiac of twelve signs familiar in the West. The etymology of the term zodiac is that it comes from the Latin zōdiacus, from the Greek ζῳδιακός [κύκλος], meaning "circle of animals", derived from ζῴδιον, the diminutive of ζῷον "animal". However, the classical Greek zodiac also includes signs (also constellations) that are not represented by animals (e.g., Libra, Virgo and Gemini). Another suggested etymology is that the Greek term is cognate with the Sanskrit sodi, denoting "a path", i.e., the path through which the Sun travels.
The zodiac also means a region of the celestial sphere that includes a band of eight arc degrees above and below the ecliptic, and therefore encompasses the paths of the Moon and the naked eye planets (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn). The classical astronomers called these planets wandering stars to differentiate them from the fixed stars of the celestial sphere (Ptolemy). Astrologers understood the movement of the planets and the Sun through the zodiac as a means of explaining and predicting events on Earth.

Zodiac

Aries Positive Traits

Loves adventure, very energetic
Inventive with lots of courage
confident and Enthusiastic
Sharp and quick-minded
Fiery and warm, passionate and expressive. Possessing a strong sense of urgency.

Aries Negative Traits

Can be self-centered at times and prone to being quick-tempered,
Impulsive and impatience
takes unnecessary risks
A procrastinator at times

Zodiac

Taurus Positive Traits

Reliable with lots of patience
Extremely kind and loving
Strong determination
Very security minded

Taurus Negative Traits

Prone to jealousy
Can be Resentful and Rigid
Greed and self indulgence issues

Zodiac

Gemini Positive Traits

Very versatile and can adapt to anything
Talkative and quick-witted
Smart and polite
Energetic

Gemini Negative Traits

Prone to nervousness and tense
inconsistent &Superficial
Inquisitive & Cunning

Zodiac

Cancer Positive Traits

Loving and Emotional
Shrewd and cautious
Sensitive and nurturing
Intuitive as well as imaginative
Sympathetic and Protective

Cancer Negative Traits

Indecisive and moody
Over-emotional and sensitive
Clinging and possessive

Zodiac

Leo Positive Traits

Generous and warmhearted
Creative and enthusiastic
Broad-minded and expansive
Faithful and loving

Leo Negative Traits

Pompous and patronizing
Bossy and interfering
Dogmatic and intolerant

Zodiac

Virgo Positive Traits

Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical

Virgo Negative Traits

Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative

Zodiac

Libra Positive Traits

Diplomaitic and urbane
Romantic and charming
Easygoing and sociable
Idealistic and peaceable

Libra Negative Traits

Indecisive and changeable
Gullible and easily infuenced
Flirtatious and self-indulgent

Zodiac

Scorpio Positive Traits

Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic

Scorpio Negative Traits

Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate

Zodiac

Sagittarius Positive Traits

Optimistic and freedom-loving
Jovial and good-humored
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical

Sagittarius Negative Traits

Blindly optimistic and careless
Irresponsible and superficial
Tactless and restless

Zodiac

Capricorn Positive Traits

Practical and prudent
Ambitious and disciplined
Patient and careful
Humorous and reserved

Capricorn Negative Traits

Pessimistic and fatalistic
Miserly and grudging

Zodiac

Aquarius Positive Traits

Friendly and humanitarian
Lively, Honest and loyal
Original and inventive
Independent and intellectual
Like to be different

Aquarius Negative Traits

Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached
Chaotic and rebellious

Zodiac

Pisces Positive Traits

Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic

Pisces Negative Traits

Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led

Thursday, April 17, 2008

16 of the most sought after exotic animals.

Some people are content to own regular pets such as cats, dogs, birds, and gerbils while others prefer the more exotic, such as chinchillas, sugar gliders, monkeys, pythons etc., wanting the status of having owned an exotic animal.

It is the owner’s choice if they want to take on the many responsibilities that are involved in taking care of an exotic animal. And for those who seek the exotic, unusual and lavish, these pets can help fulfill that desire while adding to one’s status symbol.

There are many exotic pets that are legal to purchase [some even require special licensing] under the correct circumstances, ranging in price from approximately $800 to $138,000.

Most of them are available whether you are rich or poor, however all of these pets demand high attention and lots of time.

Bengal Cat

Bengal cat

No relation to the Bengal tiger, the Bengal cat is a hybrid creation featuring pre-designed genetic characteristics that are crossbred with the likes of something more exotic, such as the Asian leopard cat.

The Bengal cat is a fun loving, always on the go cat that you won’t find resting very often.

The result is a new feline breed that acts much like a mellow domestic, but looks like he just walked off the Savannah plains.

Savannah Cat

savannah cat

Bred in a similar process to the Bengal Cat, the Savannah Cat is bred by mating the African Serval with a smaller domestic cat.

The Savannah inherently has a much more difficult breeding process, because an African Serval is 40lbs and undomesticated and breeding it with a domestic house cat is problematic.

Concurrently, the gestation periods between the two animals are different.

Chinese Crested Hairless Puppies

Chinese Crested Hairless Puppies

These chinese crested hairless puppies weigh about 5 to 12 lbs and are very vivacious, alert and friendly animals. Considered to be one of the rarest dogs, these dogs are prone to sunburning on a hot and clear day.

The dogs first originated in Africa and the animals is most often found to be a very pleasant companion that lives for over 10 to 12 years.

Hyacinth Macaw

Hyacinth macaw

The hyacinth macaw weighs in at four pounds, and the world’s largest parrot species also enjoys a tremendous four-foot wingspan.This South American native mates for life, is easily domesticated and will probably outlive you. In the wild, he eats the nuts from two kinds of palm trees, but one of them, the acuri, he only eats after it has passed through the digestive system of another animal.

Kinkajou

Kinkajou

This nocturnal rain forest mammal is friendly and affectionate by nature and, therefore, enjoys some popularity among exotic-pet owners.

Despite their sharp, carnivorous teeth they eat bananas, eggs, mangoes, fruit loops, marshmallows, and gummi bears. This preserves their wicked, bacteria-loaded bite for when threatened or scared.

Sugar Glider

Sugar glider

These popular little nocturnal marsupials from northeast Australia weigh no more than about five ounces.

Their lively and curious nature helps them to bond easily with humans. Unfortunately, they’re also social and nocturnal, and want your attention when you can’t give it - at night.

For that reason, it is recommended that you keep at least two.Owners should also provide an environment with branches or vines to satisfy the sugar glider’s desire to climb.

Snow Macaque

snow macaque

The Japanese Macaque, also known as the Snow Monkey, is a terrestrial Old World monkey species native to Japan.

The Snow Macaque is considered a threatened species as we continue to encroach on more and more of the animal’s habitat. Due to this fact, coveted licenses and special permits are mandated to own this very rare animal.

The Snow Macaque is a smaller primate with a lifespan of over 25 years with the distinguishing feature of a hairless red face.

Squirrel monkey

Squirrel monkey

Hailing from Central and South America, the squirrel monkey is omnivorous, measuring in at about 2.75 pounds; they have a number of predators, which is one reason they run with a posse that can number as high as 500.

Speaking proportionately, they have the largest brain of all the primates (that includes humans). Couple that intelligence with a social and affectionate nature, and things like house-training come relatively easy to this monkey.

Mona monkey

Mona monkey

This West African native is an Old World monkey who peaks out at about 15 pounds and lives into his early 20s.

Like any other monkey, this mona monkey also needs to move those crazy limbs. Owners should provide them with an enclosure that permits climbing, swinging, goofing around, and even hiding.

The most difficult job may be monkey-proofing your home, since he can outsmart or out-jiggle most baby-proof methods.

Chimpanzee

Chimpanzee

Eerily analogous to humans in life span, behavior and even DNA (we share 94%), chimps have a hold on human fascination and attract the likes of scientists, zoo-goers and potential pet owners.

This remarkable similarity also hints toward why they make for such problematic and unmanageable pets. Chimpanzee can be house-trained, but he’s intelligent enough to have a mind of his own. If he wants to raid the fridge, but fails to outwit you, his 115-pound frame has another option- take it by force.

His average upper-body strength is five times that of a human. With a more sophisticated gripping capacity he could show you up at the gym, but why bother? He can just maul you to death.

Chinchilla Lanigera

Chinchilla

Chinchilla’s lifespan is typically about 15 years, but 18-22 years is not uncommon. Its Body length is about 10-14 inches; tail is another 5-6 inches or so.

With gentle handling from a young age most chinchillas will become quite tame and bond closely with their owners, although sometimes they do not like to be held or cuddled.

They are very active and playful. Chinchillas can be kept singly, and usually will do fine as same sex pairs especially if they are littermates or introduced at a young age.

White Lion Cubs

White Lion Cubs

According to Forbes (America’s Priciest Pets), as a pet this cub is the world’s costliest animal. The white lion is not a species unto itself; he’s your standard lion with a potentially fatal flaw. The flaw is a recessive gene that alerts both potential prey (wildebeests, hippos and adult elephants) as well as predators (hunters) to his presence.

The problem with raising a cub is the same as raising some puppies — they grow up. In the case of a white lion, that can mean reaching 500 pounds.

Ball Python

Ball python

There are two types of people: those who like snakes as pets and those who don’t.

It’s doubtful that the red eyes or exotic colors of some of these rare variations will entice the uninterested.

After all, ownership in this case means keeping your 5-foot-long ball python in a 30 gallon tank and feeding it dead mice, rats or gerbils every 10 days for the next 30 years.

Reticulated Python

Reticulated python

Hailing largely from Thailand and Indonesia, reticulated pythons represent the longest known species of snake in the animal kingdom.

How do you keep this monster happy? Start with a fairly large tank for a habitat in which humidity levels and high temperatures must be regulated with some discipline.

Breeders recommend getting a second person to help you feed your reticulated albino type II tiger python ; someone needs to call an ambulance when it mistakes you for a carcass.

Lavender Albino Python Female

Lavender Albino Python

This Albino is very different from the more common form of albinism. The white areas have a nice lavender color and the eyes are a very deep, ruby red. The trait is a simple recessive and is represented in captivity at this time.

Also available from python breeder Bob Clark, the rarity has fueled demand.

Leopard Gecko

Leopard gecko

Leopard geckos may live about 20 years. Leopard geckos reach approximately 8-10 inches in length.

Leopard geckos are commonly yellow and white with black spots (hatchlings start out more striped, and gradually change to the spotted appearance). There are several color and pattern (e.g. jungle) variations.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Real names of 50 celebrities

  1. Allen Stewart Konigsberg changed his real name to Woody Allen.
  2. Fred Astaire’s real name is Frederick Austerlitz
  3. Jane Alexander’s real name is Jane Quigley.
  4. Jennifer Aniston was christened Jennifer Annasstakis
  5. Julie Andrews was originally Julie Wells
  6. Eric Bana’s name is really Eric Banadinovi
  7. Antonio Banderes’ real name is José Antonio Dominguez Bandera - That’s a hell of mouthful.
  8. Jack Black is really Thomas Black, Jr.
  9. David Jones changed his name to David Bowie.
  10. Heh. Marlon Brando’s real name was Marlon Junior Brandeau. Excuse me but who uses Junior as a middle name? Smart move changing that.
  11. Mel Brooks was born Mel Kaminsky.
  12. George Burns changed his name from Nathan Birnbaum.
  13. Nicolas Cage was born Nicolas Coppola - He changed his name so no one would equate his name with his famous uncle’s.
  14. Lucille La Sueur later changed her name to Joan Crawford.
  15. Tom Cruise is the stage name for Tom Mapother.
  16. HIs real name was Jacob Cohen but you knew him as Rodney Dangerfield.
  17. Geena Davis was born Virginia Elizabeth Davis.
  18. Do you recognize the name Doris von Kappelhoff? No? How about Doris Day?
  19. Danny DeVito is really Daniel Michaeli.
  20. Sally Fields was born Sally Mahoney.
  21. Fortunately Frances Gumm changed her name to Judy Garland.
  22. Even though Whoopie Goldberg’s name is just so believable, her real name is Caryn Johnson.
  23. Charlton Heston’s real name is Charles Carter.
  24. It’s no secret Hulk Hogan’s real name is Terry Jene Bollea.
  25. Rock Hudson’s real name was Roy Sherer, Jr.
  26. Believe it or not, Boris Karloff’s real name is William Henry Pratt.
  27. Diane Keaton was born Diane Hall.
  28. Ben Kingsley’s real name is Krishna Banji. No really.
  29. Michael Landon was born Eugene Orowitz.
  30. You may know him as Larry the Cable Guy but his real name is Daniel Lawrence Whitney.
  31. Shirley MacLaine’s real name is Shirley Beatty - she’s Warren’s big sister.
  32. Try and pronounce this one: Walter Matthau’s real name is Walter Matuschanskayasky.
  33. Marilyn Monroe was born Norma Jean Baker.
  34. If I was born Demetria Gene Guynes I’d change my name - so did Demi Moore.
  35. Chuck Norris is really Carlos Ray.
  36. Lou Upchurch changed his name to Lou Diamond Phillips. What the hell is up with the “Diamond?”
  37. Brad Pitt’s not too far off from his real name, William Bradley Pitt.
  38. Tony Randall was born Leonard Rosenberg.
  39. Meg Ryan is really Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra.
  40. Wynona Ryder was born Wynona Horowitz.
  41. Jane Seymour’s real name is Joyce Frankenberg.
  42. Charlie Sheen is really Carlos Irwin Esteves. Irwin?
  43. Christian Slater was born Christian Michael Leonard Hawkins.
  44. You probably already know Tina Turner’s real name is Anna Mae Bullock.
  45. One can see why Jean-Claude Van Damme shortened his name from Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg.
  46. Christopher Walken is really Ronald Walken.
  47. We don’t know why Susan Alexandra Weaver changed her name to Sigourney.
  48. Gene Wilder was born Jerome Silberman.
  49. Reese Witherspoon is shortened from Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon.
  50. Bruce Willis is really Walter Willison.

30 Ridiculous Celebrity Demands

  1. Barbra Streisand - During a recent visit to London, Barbra Streisand made similar requests at two different hotels. These included rose petals in the toilet (WTF? You’re just going to pee on them anyway), peach colored toilet tissue to match her complexion, and 120 designer bath towels, also in peach.
  2. Christina Aguilera must have a police escort meet her at the airport and lead her limo because she refuses to deal with traffic. Backstage, she must have a jar of Flinstones Vitamins.
  3. Mariah Carey insists a new toilet seat and gold faucets are installed in her hotel suite before she checks in. She flies in her own personal bed linens and must have enough of a certain kind of mineral water so she and her dog can bathe in it each day. Also, when on tour Mariah’s dressing room must contain one box of bendy straws, two air purifiers, puppies and kittens (oh dear Lord), an attendant to take her used chewing gum and Cristal champagne.
  4. David Hasselhoff insists on a life sized cut of himself backstage.
  5. Paul McCartney - No more and no less than 19 six foot tall leafy green plants and four six foot tall plants should adorn his dressing room.
  6. Yul Brenner - Hotel rooms had to be painted a particular shade of beige prior to his stay. The kitchen of his suites had to be stocked with brown eggs, not white.
  7. Eminem - Backstage Eminem must have a masseuse, a Play Station, basket ball hoop, ping pong table, and lots of fast food from different restaurants.
  8. Rod Stewart - Has a special “darkening team” on staff to make sure no light comes into his room when he takes his afternoon nap.
  9. Justin Timberlake requires someone go around every two hours to disinfect doorknobs.
  10. Kevin Federline - Even the wannabes have demands. In his dressing room Kevin Federline must have a box of Altoids, 2 aromatherapy candles, Grey Goose Vodka, a six pack of Red Bull, Jack Daniels, GMC Energy Powder, and various and sundry catered items.
  11. Sharon Stone - When Sharon Stone films, she insists on having a private home at her disposal plus the funds to pay staff members including a maid service and nannies.
  12. James Brown - Once asked for two young ladies under the age of 21 and a woman’s hair dryer.
  13. Sammy Davis, Jr. - An Assortment of groovy chicks. And his definition of “groovy” would be?
  14. Beyonce - A fresh scrubbed and disinfected backstage toilet and temperatures of exactly 78 degrees.
  15. Jennifer Lopez - Her coffee must be stirred counter clockwise. Trailers and backstage areas must be draped with white sheets and decorated with white rose and candles.
  16. Brittany Murphy - On the set of her new movie she’s demanding a “specially prepared” peanut butter sandwich every hour.
  17. Rose McGowan - Her “Grindhouse” co-stars were forbidden to wear red to the premiere because Rose was wearing red and didn’t want to be upstaged. Insecure much?
  18. Janet Jackson - Insists that her limo be parked right outside her dressing room door so she doesn’t have to walk. Must have a chaise lounge and 10 black roses.
  19. Johnny Depp - Likes his dressing room draped with Moroccan drapes and filled with candles and water pipes.
  20. Madonna - Must have bottles of special Kabbalah water at her photo shoots and appearances. During her 2006 Confessions tour Madonna had to have a new toilet seat for each night.
  21. Prince - Must have a physician back stage to administer B-12 shot.
  22. Jennifer Hudson - A recent appearance was canceled due to her diva-ish demands including five cars, hair, makeup and security staff and baked chicken wings for breakfast.
  23. Joss Stone - At a recent appearance, Joss requested a dozen long stemmed roses - with the thorns removed.
  24. Angelina Jolie - Requested a movie studio pay for flying lessons for Brad Pitt before she would agree to film with them.
  25. Jim Carey - Must have his private Gulfstream jet appear in any film requiring footage of planes.
  26. Sean “Diddy”Combs - Before he would allow a London club to host a party for him, he insisted they foot the bill for six limos, including a Rolls Royce, a limo and a Mercedes. After the club agreed, Diddy made more demands and the club canceled the event.
  27. Russell Crowe - When filming “Cinderella Man” Russell had to have black curtains in his dressing room so he wouldn’t have to see anyone and no one could see him.
  28. Usher - At a GQ awards show Usher had to have the red carpet cleared so he would be the only one being photographed and interviewed. The other celebrities in attendance were not amused.
  29. 50 Cent - At the VMA’s Fiddy asked for two boxes of condoms. Lifestyles and Rough Riders.
  30. Dick Cheney - All televisions in his hotel suite must be tuned to Faux Fox News.

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RAPE:Now women can bite back!

The words of a rape victim - "If only I had teeth down there" - have inspired the design of a new anti-rape device.

Rapex - dubbed the 'rape trap' - is a product worn internally by women. The hollow inside is lined with rows of razor-sharp hooks, which are designed to latch on to a rapist's penis during penetration. They can only be removed by a doctor.

The product will be on the shelves of South African chemists and supermarkets later this month. South African mother-of-two Sonette Ehlers developed the original prototype in 2005 but has struggled to get it patented and approved for sale, not least because of staunch opposition from feminist groups.

"Vengeful, horrible, and disgusting," was the response from Charlene Smith, one of South Africa's leading anti-rape campaigners. Lisa Vetten, of the Centre of Violence and

A device that barbs onto rapists’ penises is causing outcry, says elaine hake

Reconciliation in Johannesburg, says: "This is like going back to the days when women were forced to wear chastity belts. It is a terrifying thought that women are being made to adapt to rape."

Some also fear that the sudden infliction of pain on the rapist could incite him to even greater violence.

Ehlers, however, is adamant that desperate times call for desperate measures. South Africa has the world's highest rate of sexual assault: a staggering 1.7m women are raped each year. She believes the product, priced at one Rand, will be particularly useful for poorer black women who walk long distances to and from work.

With state intervention frustratingly slow, Ehlers argues this ugly version of empowerment is justified. "I don't hate men," she says. "I have not got revenge in mind. All I am doing is giving women their power back."

Frozen Wave!!!

Frozen Wave Phenomenon on Lake Huron

Michigan has had the coldest winter in decades. Water expands to freeze, and at Macinaw City the water in Lake Huron below the surface ice was supercooled. It expanded to break through the surface ice and froze into this incredible wave.

This wave phenomena is seen in Antarctica, but in Michigan? Yes, it's been quite a winter!











Friday, April 4, 2008

Devin Royer update (R.I.P)

According to latest news, the official cause of death for Devin Royer WILL be listed as heart failure mainly due to it being the underlying cause.
Iowa schools, I have been told, have their students get physicals every OTHER year, which where I'm from, Illinois, they require physicals EVERY year, no matter what.
I've been informed that Devin did NOT yet have a physical done...............my question I pose is why didn't he?
He had already started practices and such but had yet to have a physical done?
Was this due to the school not informing anyone or the parents not following through and having it done?
Either way, this is something that MAY have been found out ahead of time and then this tragic incident may have never happened.
So far in regards to the autopsy, they have found scarring which means that Devin has had a PREVIOUS attack on his heart. As I'm sure we all know, not all heart problems come with symptoms and anyone at any given time can suffer some sort of damage to their heart without even knowing about it but as I mentioned, there was damage done to his heart already.
Yes, Devin's death will be listed as due to heart failure/aneurysm which can occur at any time. Believe it or not, he could have had a physical two months prior to this and STILL had this happen to him but regardless, he could have at least been given somewhat more of a chance if a physical would have been performed and then maybe, just maybe this problem with his heart may have come to light.
I don't know what the physicals, especially for track include here in Iowa but if you ask me for something like this, I think they need to be hooked up and given a stress test and have EKG's done in order to see what the heart can and can't take and then hopefully something like this will never happen again or at least be able to be helped before it gets to this stage, which of course is death!
I just think that there could and should have been something done beforehand which could have either found all of this out or at least given a physician and/or the family a heads up.
It just seems to me that someone, maybe not just one person but someone, somewhere, dropped the ball and didn't do their proper job which in turn led to this young teenager's death.
I surely think something like this could have been prevented if proper steps were taken.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Making A Dream Come True

At 5, he could have gone anywhere in the world and pretty much done anything he wanted to do. Gavin Cox has leukemia and the Make-a-Wish Foundation had told him he pretty much had carte blanc in that regard.

What Gavin wanted to do was to become a soldier. On March 18th the US Army made his wish come true.

During a solemn ceremony in the Army Medical Department Center and School command conference room, the little boy stood proudly on the conference room table surrounded by soldiers of all ranks. Dressed in an Army combat uniform, Gavin was promoted to the honorary rank of sergeant in the Army Medical Department by the installation commander, Army Maj. Gen. Russell Czerw.

[...]

After reciting the Army’s enlistment oath with him, Czerw pinned the rank of sergeant on his uniform and emphasized to the young man standing at attention, “This is a great day. Thank you for making this day special for us.” He then inducted Gavin as an honorary member of the AMEDD Regiment.

[...]

The training day for Sergeant Cox began with a trip in a tactical vehicle to the ES 2000 weapons training facility, where he earned his marksmanship badge. He then took a break from training to join soldiers at the Rocco Dining Facility.

Army Sgt. 1st Class Joey Wrinkle stood outside with a platoon of soldiers assigned to 187th Medical Battalion representing all the medical specialties trained by the battalion. Assigned to the platoon for lunch, Sergeant Cox led the guidon bearer and the formation into the dining facility.

“I presented him with my airborne wings. He is strong and brave like an airborne soldier, and he deserves to be recognized. This is about what we do as soldiers,” Wrinkle said.

During lunch, soldiers stopped by to wish Gavin well and present their own badges to him. He left the dining facility with air assault and expert medic badges added to his uniform.

At his next stop on the training schedule, he visited the Department of Combat Medic Training and watched soldier-medics training with a human patient simulator. He completed the day learning how patients are loaded on a Stryker ambulance and transferred to hospital units.

During the day, Gavin’s parents watched their son talking to soldiers and enjoying his day with them. Troy Heminger served on active duty for nine years with 1110th Support Battalion and 58th Signal Battalion as a microwave systems operations and maintenance specialist. “He is having fun,” he said, watching the boy interact with soldiers. “He is forgetting about his illness for a while.”

After spending the day with Army medics, Gavin and his family left San Antonio the next day for Fort Hood, Texas, where honorary Sergeant Cox would spend another day in the Army as a soldier with the Army’s combat units.


You tell me, doesn't that smile say it all?

Gavin is now undergoing intensified chemotherapy at Dallas Children’s Hospital. My prayers are with him and his family.

Bad Day At Work Therapy

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson ~ Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that

In small print there is a statement:

‘Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ‘.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.’

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!

We Need More Parents Like This One

A 16 year old Florida boy got stopped by police for doing 107mph in a 55mph zone. He hasn’t been to court yet, but he’s begun serving the sentence ordered by mom. In addition to having his car taken away, Adam Clark stands along the road near his high school wearing a sign that says “I was stupid. I drove over 100mph and got caught. Thank God! I could have killed me and my friends.” I doubt Adam will ever forget the incident, and hopefully will think twice before putting the pedal down when he gets his car back. Mom says he’ll be out there every day before and after school for the rest of the month. Some will whine that it’s cruel, but I believe if more parents took an approach like this the courts and jails would have a lot more vacancies. Good job mom!

Thoughts On Kids

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every
mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.

Children will soon forget your presents. They will always
remember your presence.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of
the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've purchased new school clothes.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it.

The best inheritance parents can give their children is
a few minutes of their time each day.

Journalists...........telling it how it is.....lol

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Amazing Coordinated Samsung Dance

The Day After.......

Well, it’s the day after the somber day at school.
When my son came home yesterday, I asked him if anyone got back to school and said anything in regards to the funeral and he said that he actually went.
I was surprised that he went because he kept saying over and over yesterday morning that he wasn’t going to go............more than likely some friends of his that were going talked him into it.
I’m glad he went because it’s a good experience for him to see that even young people are not immune to such tragedies but it’s also a bit bothersome because of how scary it probably was for everyone, not just him.
He’s been to funerals before but they were for older family members and he’s never seen someone young in the same way, but I think he handled it well.
I asked him how it went and how things were and he said that everyone was crying which is truly a given and then I asked him if he cried and he said yes. He said it was hard for him not too because it finally hit him that he’ll never see him in the hallways anymore, he’ll never be able to talk to him again or see him next door again.
I asked him how Devin looked and he said he was really pale but they did a good job on making him look the same. He said a few of the kids that saw him the day he collapsed were commenting about how good he looked but that he also looked so different...........which I think can be said by all of us in regards to how a deceased person looks at their funeral.
I’ve had people that I hardly recognized even though I just saw them the day or week before they passed.
He said he’s glad he went, that way he was able to say his good-bye’s to Devin and I told him I was very proud of him for going. He’s surprised me ever so much with how he’s dealt with this whole situation.
I have a good boy.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Devin Royer-15...........funeral today.

Well, today at little Troy's school is going to be a very somber day for one and all.
One of their classmates died.
Devin was a very active and young being that tragically and unexpectedly lost his life but he was doing something that he always wanted to do.
He had a skin condition which made his skin very thin. If he bumped against something, he would at the least bruise extensively if his skin didn't rip open.
The boy had wanted to go out for track and this was his first year.
The track team was going to have a competition the next night, Friday March 28th and the kids were training the night before, Thursday March 27th.
Apparently, Devin was doing his warming up which included a bit of running, well the next thing anyone knew, he was face down on the track.
He had an undiagnosed heart problem too and with this exertion on this particular day, it was apparently too much for him and his heart gave out due to an aneurysm.
When he fell, as I mentioned earlier, he fell flat on his face which caused massive injuries, cuts, scrapes, gashes and such due to his skin problem.
He then tried to get up after falling but fell back to the track and was out for good that time but of course this second fall caused even more damage to his face.
They got him to the hospital and worked on the heart condition which they were successful in bringing him back but in the end, the facial contusions he suffered were too much as was the blood loss and he ended up passing away, Thursday evening.
The funeral is today.
The kids, especially my next door neighbor who was one of his best friends and actually Devin was just over here about a week ago, she was really hoping that this is all just going to be a very cruel April Fool's joke, but alas I don't think it is, which is a shame.
Devin was a good kid and did not deserve to have his life end in this manner.
This just goes to show that anyone, no matter how good of a person you are, how young you are or who you are, you can and will be struck down, with no regard to you, your family or your friends.
My son was planning on going to the funeral but all of sudden changed his mind..........I'm not sure why but I think he started to get scared. To see another young kid lying dead at the funeral home, knowing full well that he'll never see him again or speak to him or anyone ever again. I don't think Troy will ever admit this but to me it makes sense. It was a major thing for him to want to go to the funeral and then all of a sudden changed his mind.
If I were feeling better, I may have taken him but I personally don't think I could handle seeing a child lying there that is just a few years older than Troy & the same age as my oldest son Christian.
I feel awful for his family and all of Devin's friends. Troy said he was very nice to him the times they spoke during school and that he was a good kid. He will be missed by so many.
Following is his death announcement.


Devin Kyle Royer, 15, of Fort Madison died unexpectedly at 5:16 p.m. Thursday, March 27, 2008, at the Fort Madison Community Hospital.

He was born Nov. 13, 1992, in Iowa City to Kevin Royer and Jody Mack DeWitt.

He was a student in the eighth grade at the Fort Madison Middle School. He played trumpet in the Fort Madison Middle School Band, he was in the Drama Club, the Junior Bowling League, and he had just joined the Fort Madison Middle School Track Team. He enjoyed skating, swimming, video games, and music. He was a good listener and friend to many and had hopes of becoming a counselor.

Survivors include his mother and stepfather, Dean and Jody Mack DeWitt, of Fort Madison; his father, Kevin Royer (Linda Patchett) of Fort Madison; three brothers, Pvt. James Mack, of Fort Madison, Dalton Royer, of Fort Madison and Dylan Royer of Fort Madison; two sisters, Jessica (husband Colt) Simerl, of N.C. and Hevin Royer, of Fort Madison; two stepbrothers, Thomas Raines of Texas and Sgt. Joshua (wife Erica) DeWitt, of Vilseck; one stepsister, Jessica (husband John) Downey of Fort Madison; grandparents Orville and Rose Mack of Kahoka, Mo., Ron and Renee Royer of Keota, Jean Royer of California, Henry Royer, of California and Charles and Melva DeWitt of Wever; numerous aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, cousins and friends.

He was preceded in death by his grandmother.

Friends may call after 1 p.m. Monday, March 31 at the Barr Memorial Chapel, where the family will meet friends from 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Funeral services will be held at 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, April 1 at the Barr Memorial Chapel, with Pastor "Jun" Rolando Alip officiating. Burial will be at the Oakland Cemetery in Fort Madison. A memorial has been established and contributions may be made at the Barr Memorial Chapel. Online condolences to the family may be made at the Barr Memorial Chapel website, www.barrmemorialchapel.com.